The Rupture of the Author Assumed into Cyberspace Cosmopolis by Don DeLillo Scribner, 209 pages, $25 / 3 rats Reviewed by Nick Montfort Plenty of people have tried to write novels that don't really have characters, but a novel without characters or ideas is particularly unusual. And a novel of this sort that, while flawed, actually does something interesting as the author attempts this insane feat? One that seems, behind its explicit characters and their clearly-stated allegorical relationships to ideas, to actually start to constitute itself directly out of raw culture? We might not be too surprised to learn of a first novel of this sort, written by some fevered prodigy. It is outrageous, beyond all reckoning, that such a novel would be the thirteenth offering from a preeminent, established writer. Yet here we have it, delivered to us from Don DeLillo like a spaceship that has set down by the United Nations. Since this isn't a novel about characters, I won't mention any of them by name. I will note that the story involves a super-wealthy young man descending from his superurban palace and progressing across midtown Manhattan in his limousine to his ultimate destiny. He is joined in the futuristic vehicle by his chief of security, who has a voice-activated pistol. Five of his executives visit him, as tempters visited Becket in Eliot's telling of his martyrdom. At one point a doctor who makes car calls visits and administers a prostate exam. Bent over and with a finger up his ass, the protagonist begins to have a form of purely verbal sex with the sweaty soccer mom who is his chief of finance and who has jogged over to meet him. The limo's visual display units show what things will be like a few seconds into the future. For those who think that a novel about a guy going around in his car must be realistic, this will serve to be about as shattering as Godard's Alphaville. The events of the novel take place on a day in April 2000; perhaps it's best to read as if that day were April 1 -- which was at least approximately the release date of the book. The novel is not only a joke or a self-parody, however. Cosmopolis is about, among other things, poetry, life, and exchange and traffic of various sorts; it begins with an epigraph from Zbigniew Herbert's "Report from the Besieged City": "a rat became the unit of currency." The abstract force driving the novel is explained early on: "The yen rose overnight against expectations" (8). And indeed it did, in many senses. This fund manager's desire to have a haircut leads to a day-long journey across town. Traffic is stalled absurdly, as in Cortazar's "The Southern Thruway," although here the setting is urban and offers many opportunities for foraging. Our fund manager has repeated chance encounters with his super-wealthy wife of three weeks, whom he barely knows. Cosmopolis certainly refers to, among other things, that famous urban journey, Ulysses. There are a few rather clear shout outs to Joyce: the protagonist, after being pied by an artist, reaches for his handkerchief and feels a reminder of one of the day's earlier encounter. As in DeLillo's masterwork, Underworld, art is on parade here in many ways, with a Spencer-Tunick-like movie shoot of a mass of nude bodies, a rap funeral with a procession of breakdancers, a drug-numbed event taking place under a banner that declares it "THE LAST TECHNO-RAVE," (125) and a Seattle-like protest in Times Square that shades into a massive performance piece itself. Here, unlike in Underworld, art is at times fighting with real violence to make its voice heard. One of the most explicit themes in the book involves the embodied nature of our existence, but even this is but one way of focusing a wildly broad attempt to deal with the relationship between abstract and concrete in our blurring American culture. Here, disaster ensues when our yen refuses to drop. Currency begins to speak, like the blackhead the doctor discovers, which, he counsels, should be allowed to "express itself" (45). In concluding Underworld, DeLillo had the audacity to write about a nun's assumption into cyberspace. But at the very end, in the last paragraph of the epilogue, there is an even more audacious move. The last paragraph of the book is a single word, "Peace." Suffice it to say that the ending of Cosmopolis, arranged by DeLillo and book designer Erich Hobbing, is even more bold, as those who read carefully and attend to how they read will notice. Those who are expecting this novel to read like some of DeLillo's earlier work will find it way out past End Zone and even a bit beyond Ratner's Star. In Cosmopolis, DeLillo attempts to push beyond parody and beyond pastiche into a register where the absurd, the abstract, and the non-representational can somehow live alongside human emotions and encounters. Yes, he fails. The book is no smooth and perfect machine. But what a failure. What an attempt. For those who can bear to look at such a serious literary experiment, Cosmopolis is worth reading. It tries to develop a new register in which we will have to learn to speak and write if we are to live in this century's global city. --- This review is (C) 2003 Nick Montfort. The author allows it to be freely reprinted if (a) the work is attributed to the author, (b) it is used in a non-commercial context, and (c) it is printed unmodified. 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