{"id":4307,"date":"2015-07-16T18:10:34","date_gmt":"2015-07-16T22:10:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/?p=4307"},"modified":"2015-07-16T18:11:43","modified_gmt":"2015-07-16T22:11:43","slug":"you-have-been-offered-more-tongue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/2015\/07\/you-have-been-offered-more-tongue\/","title":{"rendered":"You Have Been Offered &#8216;More Tongue&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just put a new poetry generator up. This one was released in inchoate form at @party, the Boston area demoparty. I&#8217;ve finished it, now, writing an HTML page of 2kb that employs JavaScript to generate nonsense poems that *I*, at least, find rather amusing.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nickm.com\/poems\/more_tongue_expanded.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-content\/stuff\/mt-e1437084459982.png\" alt=\"More Tongue (paused)\" width=\"500\" height=\"212\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4312\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nickm.com\/poems\/more_tongue_expanded.html\">&#8216;More Tongue&#8217;<\/a> is available in an expanded version (functioning the same but with uncompressed code and more meaningful variable and function names) which I suggest for just about everyone, since I encourage everyone to study and modify the code, for fun, for art, and so on. If you want to see the <a href=\"http:\/\/nickm.com\/poems\/more_tongue.html\">2k version<\/a> working, that&#8217;s there too.<\/p>\n<p>I could have compacted this below 2kb, although I rather doubt I&#8217;d have gotten it to 1kb without some major shift in the way the program works. I can see a few inefficiencies in how I put the program together, and while I did turn to some compression resources I didn&#8217;t use the famed Minify. I was happy, though, with what the 2kb page does.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be reading from this in about an hour at Babycastles&#8217;s WordHack event, here in Manhattan, during the open mic. Hope to see some of you there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just put a new poetry generator up. This one was released in inchoate form at @party, the Boston area demoparty. I&#8217;ve finished it, now, writing an HTML page of 2kb that employs JavaScript to generate nonsense poems that *I*, at least, find rather amusing. &#8216;More Tongue&#8217; is available in an expanded version (functioning the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/2015\/07\/you-have-been-offered-more-tongue\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;You Have Been Offered &#8216;More Tongue&#8217;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[138,4,15,42],"class_list":["post-4307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-generation","tag-poetry","tag-programming","tag-web"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4307"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4315,"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4307\/revisions\/4315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}