{"id":3054,"date":"2013-03-11T19:16:13","date_gmt":"2013-03-11T23:16:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/?p=3054"},"modified":"2013-03-11T19:16:13","modified_gmt":"2013-03-11T23:16:13","slug":"symmys-ymmy-ymmy-symmys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/2013\/03\/symmys-ymmy-ymmy-symmys\/","title":{"rendered":"Symmys: Ymmy, Ymmy Symmys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I send you, dear readers, the press release from Mark Saltveit<br \/>\n(palindromist, editor of <i>The Palindromist,<\/i> and stand-up comic) about yesterday&#8217;s award ceremonies, complete with amusing references to me &#8211; and I send my congratulations to Aric Maddux and the other winners!<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h3>Palindromes Win at SymmyS Awards<\/h3>\n<h5>Shock as First-time Writer Takes Grand Prize With Serious Message On Pill Addiction; Discovered Via Tweet<\/h5>\n<p>PORTLAND, OR \u2013 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE, March 11, 2013.<\/p>\n<p>Aric Maddux of Indianapolis, Indiana won the Grand Prize for Best Palindrome at<br \/>\nthe 2012 SymmyS Awards Sunday night with the first palindrome he ever wrote.<br \/>\nHis winning entry, a rare \u201cword-unit palindrome,\u201d was a dark warning about the<br \/>\ndangers of prescription pill addiction:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou swallow pills for anxious days and nights, and days, anxious for pills, swallow you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Maddux, a computer technician and poet, tweeted his debut effort to Professor Nick Montfort of M.I.T.,<br \/>\nwho took fourth place in Will Shortz\u2019 World Palindrome Championship last year. Montfort, recognizing<br \/>\nMaddux\u2019 talent, nominated the beginner for the SymmyS \u2013 and then lost to him in the finals.<br \/>\nAny Ymmy Award (the singular of SymmyS) was awarded in four categories &#8212; Short, Long, Poetic, and<br \/>\nWord-Unit Palindromes \u2013 in addition to the Grand Prize for Best Overall Palindrome.<\/p>\n<p>Maddux spoiled an otherwise dominating night for Australian Martin Clear, who won the Long<br \/>\nPalindrome YmmY outright, tied for first in Poetry, and placed second in both Short and Long<br \/>\nPalindromes. He wrote fully 10 of the 40 total finalist entries, spread among all four categories. Clear\u2019s<br \/>\nshort palindrome, which came within half a point of winning that division, dipped into pop culture:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI made Rihanna hirsute, familiar, frail: I&#8217;m a fetus Rihanna hired, am I?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Popular author Jon Agee (\u201cGo Hang A Salami, I\u2019m a Lasagna Hog\u201d) won first and third place in Short<br \/>\nPalindromes, scoring with both \u201cA Slightly Violent To-Do List\u201d and this \u201cIgloo Dialogue:\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u2019An igloo costs a lot, Ed!\u2019<br \/>\n\u2018Amen. One made to last! So cool, Gina!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Statistics professor John Connett, of the University of Minnesota, took both 3rd and 2nd place in the<br \/>\nWord-Unit category with an unprintable entry and with this epigram:<\/p>\n<p>Fishing for excuses? No need. You need no excuses for fishing.<\/p>\n<p>A word-unit palindrome is one where entire words reverse, instead of individual letters. The motto of<br \/>\nthe Three Musketeers &#8212; \u201cOne for all, and all for one!\u201d \u2013 is a famous example. \u201cSurprisingly,\u201d Saltveit<br \/>\nnoted, \u201cthe fiercest competition was among the word-unit palindromes. Before this competition, they<br \/>\ndid not get a lot of attention. Nick Montfort has worked hard to popularize them, and it ended up<br \/>\ncosting him an Ymmy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Symmys are produced by The Palindromist Magazine, the world\u2019s leading palindrome periodical.<br \/>\nHundreds of entries were assembled from direct submissions to the magazine as well as a worldwide<br \/>\nsearch for new talent. Competitors hailed from Australia, the United Kingdom and the U.S.<br \/>\n\u201cWe created these awards to showcase the great new palindromes being written every year,\u201d explained<br \/>\nto Palindromist Editor Mark Saltveit. \u201cMany people think all the good palindromes were written years<br \/>\nago. These great new works show how wrong that is. And word-unit palindromes are a good way for a<br \/>\nbeginner to get involved, as Aric showed tonight.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>The night\u2019s biggest controversy involved the disqualification of an entry. A little-known article in a 1984<br \/>\nissue of Word Ways magazine was found to have a palindrome very similar to a Short Palindrome<br \/>\ncontender by the little-known Anne Tenna.<br \/>\n\u201cOttoman Empire: We Rip Men!\u201d (a motto)<br \/>\nTenna\u2019s entry was leading the category and in second place for the grand prize at the time of its<br \/>\ndisqualification. \u201cNo one is suggesting plagiarism,\u201d noted Palindromist Editor Mark Saltveit. \u201cThe<br \/>\nearlier palindrome was very obscure, and parallel invention is not uncommon. But we hold the highest<br \/>\nstandards for originality, and this entry had to be withdrawn.\u201d Tenna nonetheless tied for first place in<br \/>\nthe Poetry category, and had four nominations total.<\/p>\n<p>The ceremony, held at Portland, Oregon\u2019s Funhouse Art and Beer Cabaret, featured Los Angeles<br \/>\ncomedian Dax Jordan, star of the upcoming show DaxTV on the MavTV network, and tap dancing<br \/>\nsaxophonist Michael \u201cShoehorn\u201d Conley. Both added original palindromes, written for the occasion, to<br \/>\ntheir performances.<\/p>\n<p>The panel of judges was a murderer\u2019s row of wordplay and geek celebrities, including puzzle master Will<br \/>\nShortz, \u201cWeird Al\u201d Yankovic, comedian\/author Demetri Martin, comedian Jackie Kashian, musician John<br \/>\nFlansburgh, journalists Jack Rosenthal and Ben Zimmer, and palindromists Tim Van Ert and Jeff Grant.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Full details are available on the website of The Palindromist Magazine, including:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.palindromist.org\/Contestants\">Biographies and photos of the contestants<\/a>; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.palindromist.org\/judges\">Biographies and photos of the judges;<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.palindromist.org\/winners\">A full list of winners<\/a>;<br \/>\nand <a href=\"http:\/\/www.palindromist.org\/symmys-finalists\">A full list of the nominated palindromes<\/a> (10 in each of four categories).<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I send you, dear readers, the press release from Mark Saltveit (palindromist, editor of The Palindromist, and stand-up comic) about yesterday&#8217;s award ceremonies, complete with amusing references to me &#8211; and I send my congratulations to Aric Maddux and the other winners! Palindromes Win at SymmyS Awards Shock as First-time Writer Takes Grand Prize With &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/2013\/03\/symmys-ymmy-ymmy-symmys\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Symmys: Ymmy, Ymmy Symmys&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[109],"class_list":["post-3054","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-palindromes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3054","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3054"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3054\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3059,"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3054\/revisions\/3059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3054"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3054"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3054"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}