{"id":2342,"date":"2012-03-22T22:42:10","date_gmt":"2012-03-23T02:42:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/?p=2342"},"modified":"2012-03-22T23:38:56","modified_gmt":"2012-03-23T03:38:56","slug":"what-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/2012\/03\/what-if\/","title":{"rendered":"What If"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align:center\">\nDavid &#8220;the supah fly&#8221; Cronenberg<\/p>\n<p><i>was making a movie starring<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Robert &#8220;can&#8217;t stop sparkling&#8221; Pattinson<\/p>\n<p><i>based on a novel by<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Don &#8220;say the word&#8221; DeLillo<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><i>Cosmopolis<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>about a fantastically wealthy guy trying to cross Manhattan in his limo to get a haircut<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size:xx-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cosmopolisthefilm.com\/\">?<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>(Thanks to Mark Sample for alerting me to the trailer.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>David &#8220;the supah fly&#8221; Cronenberg was making a movie starring Robert &#8220;can&#8217;t stop sparkling&#8221; Pattinson based on a novel by Don &#8220;say the word&#8221; DeLillo &#8230; Cosmopolis &#8230; about a fantastically wealthy guy trying to cross Manhattan in his limo to get a haircut &#8230; ? (Thanks to Mark Sample for alerting me to the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/2012\/03\/what-if\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;What If&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[108,107,106,19,13],"class_list":["post-2342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cronenberg","tag-delillo","tag-twilight","tag-video","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2342"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2352,"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2342\/revisions\/2352"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}