{"id":1998,"date":"2011-11-30T22:19:32","date_gmt":"2011-12-01T03:19:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/?p=1998"},"modified":"2011-11-30T22:19:32","modified_gmt":"2011-12-01T03:19:32","slug":"emergency-please-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/2011\/11\/emergency-please-help\/","title":{"rendered":"Emergency! Please Help!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I really hope this gets to you in time! During a trip to Brookline,<br \/>\nMassachusetts I was robbed &#8212; robbed of all poetic impulse. All of the<br \/>\nbrilliance of language was stolen from me. My poetic license was taken as<br \/>\nwell. I need your help encountering English once again.<\/p>\n<p>I know the unusual diction of this note, the unusual nature of this<br \/>\nrequest, the fact that I am using more than one exclamation point per<br \/>\nemail, and the fact that it is being sent to everyone in my address book<br \/>\nmust make it seem <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.eogn.com\/eastmans_online_genealogy\/2010\/07\/another-scam-i-was-robbed.html\">like my account was hacked,<\/a> but I assure you, that&#8217;s<br \/>\nnot the case!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve made contact with my library but the best they could do was to send<br \/>\nme a poem the mail which will take 3-5 working days to arrive here. I need<br \/>\nyou to lend me some words to sort my self out of this predicament.<\/p>\n<p>It would be a great help if you&#8217;d just quickly reply (you can use that<br \/>\n&#8220;comment&#8221; mechanism, below) with a single memorable phrase, or some sort<br \/>\nof short litany or list, or the current contents of your copy and paste<br \/>\nbuffer, or a Google search result, or a paragraph, joke, riddle, or even<br \/>\nhaiku.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll pay you back as soon as I can!<\/p>\n<p>Thanks,<\/p>\n<p> -Nick<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really hope this gets to you in time! During a trip to Brookline, Massachusetts I was robbed &#8212; robbed of all poetic impulse. All of the brilliance of language was stolen from me. My poetic license was taken as well. I need your help encountering English once again. I know the unusual diction of &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/2011\/11\/emergency-please-help\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Emergency! Please Help!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4,13],"class_list":["post-1998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-poetry","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1998"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2002,"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1998\/revisions\/2002"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nickm.com\/post\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}