[This is a review of, or summary of, or comment on on <\/i>The X-Files – the complete, nine-season television series and the two movies – written under constraint.]<\/i><\/p>\n
The title files, the X-Files, exist. His fief.<\/p>\n
His silliest, fishiest thesis: Lithe, sexless elitist “eels” exist. These sliest eels flit. These eels felt his sis. Eels flee. Exit sis. She left: Exile.<\/p>\n
She, steel theist, feels little. Little else lifts life.<\/p>\n
His fetish: Elfish feet? He, slitless, sexless, sees little fetishist sex, feels less.<\/p>\n
She sifts the lifeless: filth, shit. She lifts the sheet: The stiff. She sees his teeth, hefts his testis. The fifth stiff, the sixth stiff…<\/p>\n
The telex testifies: Hellish flesh seethes, flies flit.<\/p>\n
He hits the shiftiest sexist, fells his stilts. The sexist flees — the shit.<\/p>\n
She, fleet, heelless, hits the feistiest, flexile thief.<\/p>\n
Effete esthetes teethe filets.<\/p>\n
His ties stifle.<\/p>\n
She flexes; helix lilts.<\/p>\n
He flees; she flees.<\/p>\n
Hell itself seethes.<\/p>\n
Islets: Sessile shellfish sit.<\/p>\n
He tilts. He hexes, his hex hits. She feels his hilt. He feels titties. Sex! … Sex?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
[This is a review of, or summary of, or comment on on The X-Files – the complete, nine-season television series and the two movies – written under constraint.] The title files, the X-Files, exist. His fief. His silliest, fishiest thesis: Lithe, sexless elitist “eels” exist. These sliest eels flit. These eels felt his sis. Eels … <\/p>\n