#!/usr/bin/python

# Love Letters, copyright (c) 2014 Nick Montfort <nickm@nickm.com>
# Original by Christopher Strachey, 1953
#
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#
# Updated 10 March 2015 to correct the word lists. Sources are photographs
# of Christoper Stachey's notes in the Bodleian Library from J.R. Carpenter
# and table 14.1 in Noah Wardrip-Fruin's article "Digital Media Archaeology."
# Updated 31 May 2018 to add compatibility with Python 3 (Python 2 still works), also moved all print statements/functions to bottom

from random import choice
import textwrap

first = ["DARLING", "DEAR", "HONEY", "JEWEL"]
second = ["DUCK", "LOVE", "MOPPET", "SWEETHEART"]
adjectives = [
    "ADORABLE",
    "AFFECTIONATE",
    "AMOROUS",
    "ANXIOUS",
    "ARDENT",
    "AVID",
    "BREATHLESS",
    "BURNING",
    "COVETOUS",
    "CRAVING",
    "CURIOUS",
    "DARLING",
    "DEAR",
    "DEVOTED",
    "EAGER",
    "EROTIC",
    "FERVENT",
    "FOND",
    "IMPATIENT",
    "KEEN",
    "LITTLE",
    "LOVEABLE",
    "LOVESICK",
    "LOVING",
    "PASSIONATE",
    "PRECIOUS",
    "SWEET",
    "SYMPATHETIC",
    "TENDER",
    "UNSATISFIED",
    "WISTFUL",
]
nouns = [
    "ADORATION",
    "AFFECTION",
    "AMBITION",
    "APPETITE",
    "ARDOUR",
    "CHARM",
    "DESIRE",
    "DEVOTION",
    "EAGERNESS",
    "ENCHANTMENT",
    "ENTHUSIASM",
    "FANCY",
    "FELLOW FEELING",
    "FERVOUR",
    "FONDNESS",
    "HEART",
    "HUNGER",
    "INFATUATION",
    "LIKING",
    "LONGING",
    "LOVE",
    "LUST",
    "PASSION",
    "RAPTURE",
    "SYMPATHY",
    "TENDERNESS",
    "THIRST",
    "WISH",
    "YEARNING",
]
adverbs = [
    "AFFECTIONATELY",
    "ANXIOUSLY",
    "ARDENTLY",
    "AVIDLY",
    "BEAUTIFULLY",
    "BREATHLESSLY",
    "BURNINGLY",
    "COVETOUSLY",
    "CURIOUSLY",
    "DEVOTEDLY",
    "EAGERLY",
    "FERVENTLY",
    "FONDLY",
    "IMPATIENTLY",
    "KEENLY",
    "LOVINGLY",
    "PASSIONATELY",
    "SEDUCTIVELY",
    "TENDERLY",
    "WINNINGLY",
    "WISTFULLY",
]
verbs = [
    "ADORES",
    "ATTRACTS",
    "CARES FOR",
    "CHERISHES",
    "CLINGS TO",
    "DESIRES",
    "HOLDS DEAR",
    "HOPES FOR",
    "HUNGERS FOR",
    "IS WEDDED TO",
    "LIKES",
    "LONGS FOR",
    "LOVES",
    "LUSTS AFTER",
    "PANTS FOR",
    "PINES FOR",
    "PRIZES",
    "SIGHS FOR",
    "TEMPTS",
    "THIRSTS FOR",
    "TREASURES",
    "WANTS",
    "WISHES",
    "WOOS",
    "YEARNS FOR",
]


def maybe(words):
    if choice([False, True]):
        return " " + choice(words)
    return ""


def longer():
    return (
        " MY"
        + maybe(adjectives)
        + " "
        + choice(nouns)
        + maybe(adverbs)
        + " "
        + choice(verbs)
        + " YOUR"
        + maybe(adjectives)
        + " "
        + choice(nouns)
        + "."
    )


def shorter():
    return " " + choice(adjectives) + " " + choice(nouns) + "."


text = ""
you_are = False
for i in range(0, 5):
    type = choice(["longer", "shorter"])
    if type == "longer":
        text = text + longer()
        you_are = False
    else:
        if you_are:
            text = text[:-1] + ": MY" + shorter()
            you_are = False
        else:
            text = text + " YOU ARE MY" + shorter()
            you_are = True

print("")
print(choice(first) + " " + choice(second))
print("")
print(textwrap.fill(text, 80))
print("")
print("                                        YOURS " + choice(adverbs))
print("")
print("                                        M.U.C.")
print("")