"""A spin to make the narrator seem downcast and abusive.

Copyright (c) 2011 Amaranth Borsuk and Brad Bouse

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__author__ = 'Amaranth Borsuk and Brad Bouse'
__license__ = 'ISC'

from random import randint, choice

def sentence_filter(phrases):
    chosen = randint(1,4)
    if chosen == 1:
        phrases = [choice(['dammit', 'geez', 'well', 'sigh', 
                           'oh, bother']) + ','] + phrases
    elif chosen == 2:
        if not phrases[-1][-1] in [',', '.', ':', ';']:
            phrases.append(',')
        phrases.append(choice(['dork', 'loser', 'wimp', 'typical',
                               'just as I suspected', 'if you must']))
    phrases += ['...']
    return phrases

def paragraph_filter(paragraphs):
    chosen = randint(1,3)
    if chosen == 1:
        paragraphs += choice(['Oh well.', 'Whatever.', 'Whoopty doo.',
            "I guess that's good news if you're into that sort of thing.",
            'Like you care.', "How 'bout that.",
            "This can't be good.", 'I can never be happy again.', 
            "It's all the same to me.", 'Dear, dear.', 'Why?', 'Why bother?',
            "I'm very sorry about that.", 'How like them.', 'How sad.',
            'Is that really all there is?', 'Is that all there is?',
            'I might have known.', 'Oh, poo.', 'Very well.'])
    return paragraphs

spin = {'sentence_filter': [sentence_filter],
        'paragraph_filter': [paragraph_filter]}