Cover story, Ed Fluegel
Dear [Family Member or Friend],
It appears that, quite unexpectedly, I have been called south on business. Because the company who has hired me is hoping for an offer on their IPO, and due to the secrecy involved with domain name registration, I am not allowed to disclose further information at this time. It is not known when I will be back. Until then, it is best if you do not provide any information about me to any interested parties.